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Tuesday, December 1, 2009.

THE RETARDED TIMES
1st December 2009AD

INNOCENT BOY GETS CHEATED OF HIS MONEY!

DUNMAN HIGH SCHOOL (SINGAPORE) -- An innocent boy has just got cheated of his money at his school bookshop. On 30th Nov, he went with his mom to get his new textbooks for his new school term. He stated on the booklist clearly that he did not want the Social Studies textbook for Year 3 as he did not need it. However, the bookshop auntie forced him to buy it as she said, "你现在拿的是DHP booklist. 所以你需要买上面的Social Studies textbook. Ah Girl ah, 拿一个Social Studies 的 textbook 给他."

Hence, the innocent boy bought down the book, wondering why the bookshop auntie forced him to buy it when his form teacher, Miss Tang Siew Boey, clearly stated that they did not need to buy the book. He returned home and started asking a few of his friends, one of which is Wong Yu Lian. When asked if he bought the book, he replied "Nope" and "Didn't buy o.0". The boy clarified by asking whether Miss Tang said that they did not need to buy the book. Wong Yu Lian replied "Yeps".

Only when the poor boy sended an email to his form teacher did he realise the truth. He sent:

Dear Miss Tang,

Long time no see! :) I just went to buy my textbooks for Year 3. I would like to clarify if we need to buy the Social Studies textbook in the booklist. When I bought the books, the bookshop manager said that I needed to buy the textbook as the booklist I was holding was DHP booklist. For the O level curriculum pupils the booklist they are holding on to now is SAP booklist or something like that. So in the end I bought the book thinking that there was a subject next year called ACE and we might need it. However, I asked Yulian just now and realised that he did not buy the book. So was I supposed to buy the book?

Thanks!

Regards,Jiechong 2D
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His form teacher replied:

Hi Jiechong

You don't need to buy the social studies text as you will be provided notes for ACE. The text is meant for SAP students. Better return them soon to the bookshop.

Regards

Ms Tang
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Written by: Lim Jie Chong
limjchong@trt.con

NO, i don't speaka in english...
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