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Tuesday, July 28, 2009.

i still got my lit circles and maths wb pg 14 to do... but apparently im digressing (coz if im not i wont be posting >.<)

CANNOT. CANNOT DIGRESS. CANNOT SLACK. gees im turning mental... anw, im crafting out a devious plan for...

THE DHS EOY YR 2 2009 MUGGING PLAN

doesnt sound impressive. how abt tis?

THE ULTIMATE MUGGER SCHEDULE FOR DHS EOY YR 2 2009

sounds better. and more powerful. -.-

ok so i'll reveal my materplan slowly and slowly, and SOON. it will defeat all those stupid freaking questions during EOY. GO GO CHIONG CHIONG. say. im rlly going mental.

well the reason for me being mental is coz i've nothin to blog abt. so i'll juz go mental and blog wateva comes to my mind. oh ya. one reminder.

THIS WILL FOREVER BE A SINGLISH BLOG. NO LARGE AMOUNTS OF PROPER CHINESE, ENGLISH, JAPANESE, AND WATEVA LANG U CAN TINK OF CAN BE USED.

so to those bo-liao ppl at my tagboard spamming with chinese, a kind reminder to u :)

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10:26 PM

Monday, July 27, 2009.

hmm waiting for HER ROYALTY CHRISTINE WONG LILIN'S approval so that we can separate the jobs -.-

meanwhile i shall post a lil...

anw tdae i left at 1115 (1100 actually) for the SYF presentation rehearsal. so we ate lunch and went to the esplanade. ITS ULTRA BIG ok. the tuning room (theatre studio is a nicer name for it, but it means the same ting anw) was SUPER BIG. bigger than CO room. haha DUH. den tis tcher came and tell us our yin bu zhun. den i was like "shucks. not again..." den i tried to get my yin back on track and PHEW after tt it was a lil btr. den we went on stage. the backstage is... well... huge. and the stage is EVEN BIGGER. when yijing blew the solo the whole hall was filled with ECHO. damn shuang ok. lol. hope tt on thurs i'll do btr :)

oso tdae during LA ms chan played tis weird game. dunno how to describe. loss for words. BRAINBLOCK T.T but anw. basically its to answer the key ques in MOV A1S3. ok la quite fun. and in the end WE WERE WINNING. our grp 25 and tt noob noob grp got 23 (oops).

ok gtg sleep.

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10:50 PM

Friday, July 24, 2009.

ok i'll make this post REAL quick.

CONGRATS TO DHSCO COMM OF 2009/2010!!!
anw, here are the more impt ones (not saying that the others are not impt la -.-):
GYZZ!!!: veron (GY)
乐器管理: melvin (GY)
secretary: shixun (GY)
vice tuanzhang: yuhua (XYZ)
tuanzhang: felicia (DJY)

yay congrats congrats. and yijing wasn't here tdae, so me and dorothea had a hard time trying to cover for her. -.- i hate the solos.

yea the real short post (all abt CO =P sry i'll post abt daria nxt time) is OVER. thx. OVER AND OUT (kope from regina's SIP presentation : MEAT IDOL -.-)

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10:00 PM

Thursday, July 23, 2009.

today was SIP presentation. and well. i tink we not bad la. juz tt i didnt drink water when i went up. so... well... as a result... I CHOKED IN FRONT OF THE CLASS. total embarrassment. but i tink other than tt it went well la.

so when ry finished her part, i tot "AHHH... finally we're done with SIP". then. our most kind WONG YULIAN BOMBARDED MY GRP WITH THOSE STUPID QUESTIONS. "do you leave your ham outside the refrigerator?" "if you don't, why you conduct this experiment for?" "can you tell me what food products you leave outside the refrigerator that has a link to this experiment?" i tink he's gonna tio punch from liuchao tmr coz he's gonna bombard his grp with questions, which, well, i dun tink they can answer. i tink i shall write an email to mr han to ask him to let yulian's grp present IvP in front of the class. den we can bombard him with ques. REVENGE. juz tt we dun nid a pound of flesh like shylock.

and tmr's the formal passing down :( imagine it. yijing and songjia will be gone. den left with me, dorothea, haipok, gerome alone to face the conductor. well, unless jianming helps. i tink he will la. he's becoming snzz leh. so muz help rite. lol.

and tmr'll haf to hand up maths proj. grr im still choinging it now. saw the long reports of others den stress like crazy liao. haha.

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4:58 PM

Sunday, July 19, 2009.

WOOTS~~ 90th post. 10 more to THE BIG BANG. ok. sounds wrong.

anw im damn **** pissed with RS. here's wat happened. long story:

i wasnt arnd on friday to meet tang coz i got CCA.
so in the end kwanhao and junyou went to meet her.
there were still a few touch-ups to do.
so i asked them to explain.
and i went for my CCA.
just now, i asked kwanhao about the meeting.
he said tang said the ppt was perfect.
juz tt we had to do our script coz we hadnt done so.
den i tot "OMG FINALLY WE'RE DOING SOMETHING GREAT!"
then.
i asked him to send me the ppt.
and when i received it, it was the one we showed tang on monday.
MONDAY.
wtf.
she commented horribly on our ppt on monday.
and the one i received WAS THE ONE WE SHOWED HER ON MONDAY.
T.T
pissed off.
den i asked somemore.
and they were like blur blur.
kwanhao said they didnt tok much.
junyou said tang did not tok much.
so basically everyone did not tok much.
cursed.
so now we haf to edit again.
freak.

一场欢喜一场空.

end of long long story.
well there are some details too. dun bother adding it in.

u noe, tis yr's NDP song, at first i heard it on channel 5, i tot "when did channel 5 become MTV?"
den i realised it was the NDP song. my opinion? not nice. where got ppl NDP song make it like some random pub song one?? -.- horrifying. i'll SRSLY not sing it. i'll rather take the pledge when nobody's taking it arnd me at 820 pm. even if ppl arnd me sing it, i'll not. OMG I SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE. simon coward. tt's the role i acted in. lol.

oh and here's a RLLY IMPT NEWS:

HAPPY BDAE TO AH GONG!

lol its my ahgong's bdae tdae, but coz of _________ getting the __________ we're not able to celebrate :( so the celebration is next week. nvm. happy bdae!!

ok gotta go do my STUPID GEOG ESSAY. i hate geog essays. why? coz..

1. i hate essays.
2. i hate geog.
3. so (i hate essays) + (i hate geog) = I HATE GEOG ESSAYS :)

thx. :)

/random fact of the post: I JUZ GOT CHERRY JUICE ON MY SHIRT. coz my bro wanted to see blueberry juice. so i squeezed a blueberry. den he wanted to see cherry juice. so... well... i squeezed a cherry. and...

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1:37 PM

Friday, July 17, 2009.

yoz everyone pls go 2d-okay.blogspot.com to watch a VERY FUNNY VID. its 100% funny. duh. coz im innit.

and tmr we're SUPPOSED to do computing (i say SUPPOSED coz xinyan's not coming -.-) depends la. prob we'll do other scenes first. w/o xinyan. hais. and i tink they're going to come my house for filming. NOOOOO~~~ lol.

and im gonna go with ANGELYN'S grp for LA role play... T.T the previous time i worked with them was like... 妈姐的故事 hmm so which means tt i'll have to work with them for all acting proj?? *gulps*

oh yea here's a real impt news. breaking news. I'VE GOT A JOB FOR MY SEPTEMBER HOLS :):) dun laf. wats so funny?? huh?? -.- my aunt's recruiting me (and my bro, i tink) to help sell tings at BIG SPLASH during the sept hols. mostly its tings like solar powered toys and there's tis generator torchlight. tis torchlight is lighted up by pressing tis generator using hand power (duh or else u use leg to press tings meh). its RLLY COOL. ok so muz come and 捧场 ok. YOU MUST. i'll have a class list on my hand and those ppl who didnt come will SUFFER. jkjk.

ok i tink i dun haf anythin more to say coz if i tok abt tdae's sch.. well.. forget abt it. I SCREWED UP MY ALAN PATON COMPREHENSION T.T

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8:15 PM

Sunday, July 12, 2009.

here are some deadlines:

MONDAY 13/7: RS ppt, LA formal letter corrections, ASSEMBLY! (which means no GEOG :):))
TUESDAY 14/7: SIP presentation :(
WEDNESDAY 15/7: nothin, i tink
THURSDAY 16/7: oso nothin ba...
FRIDAY 17/7: idk

ok tt wasnt rlly helpful.

anw, im rlly chionging TWO HUGE HUGE PROJECTS at one time: SIP, RS. so rite now, i have to settle TWO ppts, TWO presentations, and TWO groups. my lucky number is officially not TWO. den i realised tt for RS, i had to do tis segment called "Choice of strategy in context of Singapore". at first i tot it meant why s'poreans would nid our idea. who knew tt...

Hi Jiechong
That simply means the recommendation(s) you have Singapore and that it is not something that is not feasible/applicable here eg a skiing competition for youths of different nationalities in tropical Singapore.

Hope this is clear to you.

Regards
Miss Tang

neh, its STILL not clear to me. but anws i'll juz try to do it la. wrong den blame ms tang's "clear" explanation.

oh, and i watched TRANSFORMERS yesterday. like with my family. we were debating whether to watch "ICE AGE 3 (3D)" or "transformers". apparently i chose ice age 3d but i lost. T.T

so we went to eat din tai fung at TM after tt, and we queued up. when its finally our turn, we realised it was 2020 alr (our show start at 2100). so we went in and ask the ppl to serve quickly. DEN THEY RLLY SERVED REAL QUICK. b4 i can start my first sip of water, my fried rice was served. so we finished our dinner at arnd 2045. WE BROKE OUR RECORD :)

so we went in and watch, and well, its all the same tings. good fight bad, bad at first defeat good, but good somehow revive and good finally defeat bad, and say bye-bye to the baddies. and as usual, the movie ends with the two leads kissing each other -.-

i prefer ice age 3d. tt's why you're gonna see it on my wishlist.

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2:04 PM

Wednesday, July 8, 2009.

woots~~ at my 87th post now. soon reachin 100!! still got 13 more posts to go. JIAYOU.

so basically i'm STILL chionging my SIP report and poster... and wells. somehow probs juz keep comin in... JUNYOU OFFICIALLY LOST HIS SIP PICS. @%$**^*#@ T.T now we're trying to find ways to mend it up. THANKS JUNYOU.

and friday shld haf another dazu. so much for letting us off early at 1045. but i tink i still nid lots of prac. COZ I SCREWED UP ON MONDAY T.T my c diao shao pian somehow broke, and i had to use one tt i had NVR used b4. so, well, my yin was like dunno wat. :( so i'll try to work harder on friday!!!

and i SWEAR the experience of going home tdae with tsetse flies was HORRENDOUS. she juz kept laffing like s*** and made crude jokes like "JUN YOU". -.- i srsly hope i'll NVR get the chance to go home with tsetse flies.

and tdae in dou hao there was tis article where they claim they spotted michael jackson in the clouds. i still couldnt see it. zeqi pointed it out to me AND I STILL COULDNT SEE IT. ok maybe i'm juz not meant to see it.

ok gotta go sleep... bb :)

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9:04 PM

Tuesday, July 7, 2009.

hmm i juz looked at all the links on my blog. and i saw tt almost HALF of the links are either "sorry, i've moved!", "the blog you found does not exist", or "sorry but only invited readers are allowed". sweet.

anw im like chionging SIP now. juz realised tt our grp everyone's ham all SHRIVELLED up. pathetic. its either we didnt do it well, or the ham is lousy. i tink it's the latter.

so to add on to our PATHETIC-NESS, junyou lost his pics, which we're supp to put in the report. *LIGHTNING STRIKES AND THUNDER BOOMS* kuah jun you go dig out ur whole comp for it T.T

and tmr's LSP! heard from angelyn tt it'll be... GLOBAL WARMING -.- waddehell. as if we dun haf enuf from geog. imagine ms kiw down there "global warming has impacted our Mother Earth dearly. if we dun do it now, when? if we dun do it, who?" GOSH. i'll rather haf cooking lessons.

yes i noe im digressing from the report. but, COME ON i'll do the reflections ok. I WILL. and i'll compile the photos. wait. this isnt msn. oops!

oh and tmr'll be ACC! lol lixin's bringing us to comp lab, where, ynoe, we wont be doing ACC stuff... (guilty) so tmr'll be 1.5 periods of a high-pitched tcher speaking. lets juz hope my eardrums wont blast at 180 decibels.

ok now i wont be digressing. ynoe why? COZ IM GOING TO SLEEP :)

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9:53 PM

Monday, July 6, 2009.

cam bak from CCA and went to CARL'S JNR with my family. the fries are SUPER NICE ok. like i tink its nicer than macs coz they use natural cut fries, and macs uses mashed potato, i tink. NO OFFENCE, MACS. l8r u all come and sue me i pok kai. T.T

ok so i stil haf my LIT CIRCLE 1, HISTORY SBQ, TKAM ESSAY, and SIP REPORT havent finish. but one ting ultra great is, I FINISHED MY RS REPORT. woots~~ i chiong-ed it out with kx yesterday at pasir ris lib. we arrived there like 1030, and realised that the lib opens at 1100. den we say "nvm, lets be kiasu" and we waited down there til the librarian come and open the doors. we rushed in and snatched the FIRST PLUG. so honored. so we sat there from 1100 all the way til 1715. my butt was hurting like... UGH. kuahjunyou and chankwanhao u btr be grateful that we sat down there and complete the report ok. somemore yall send us the info so late. i tot i told yall the deadline is SUNDAY, 5/7, 0000?? -.-

so when we wanted to eat lunch, being kiasu we had to take turns, so tt ppl dun snatch the plugs. so in the meantime we met up with some weird weird ppl, like for eg. we saw tis guy, who sat beside us. he took up his handphone (or somethin) and started screaming "AHHHH" right in the LIB. -.- den he said "sry sry it wasnt intentional". ok, den we turn bak. after tt we heard a "OH MY GOD!" so much for being un-intentional. he said "sry" again and we turned bak. then he picked up a book, and apparently it was a sherlock holmes book. how i noe? HE READ IT OUT LOUDLY. me and kx were like "crap. why are we sitting right here??" for a moment we tot we were at kindergarden class. -.-

den after tt i went out to the toilet. when i stepped out, tis auntie walked behind me and shouted "YES, SIR!" continuously. i was like "argh. not another one." apparently she was shouting to any guy tt walked past. so i ran into the toilet, and tt woman stopped following me. PHEW.

when i ate lunch, i went to the food court and bought chicken rice (wooh!). so i took the plate of rice and tried to get the fork and spoon. i saw no spoon, only forks. den the cashier told me "去别的摊拿". i tried to get those soup-drinking spoons but the cashier kept me away and told me to "去别的摊拿". nice. so i scouted arnd, and found tt ALMOST EVERY STALL HAS NO SPOONS. argh. i finally found one, i tink at the mixed veg rice stall. and i snatched and ran. sounds liek stealing. but it was the cashier who asked me to "去别的摊拿".

imagine havin a day liddat, with all the weird weird tings happening at one time. luckily we managed to get the report done. or else we'll have sat there for 7 HOURS 15 MINUTES 32.05 SECONDS FOR NOTHING. -.- (sounds like some swimming marathon competition)

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4:07 PM

Wednesday, July 1, 2009.

ok i'm here to post again, coz i tink its time to post. like, i post when i got somethin to post, and i wont post when i've nothin in mind. NEVER. except for sometimes.

so firstly it'll be AYG 2009!! well ynoe sg juz got it's FIRST gold medal in bowling girl's singles. not bad not bad... and i tink there're a few bronzes and silvers in between ba. so apparently tis girl called NEW HUI FEN clinched the FIRST gold medal after scoring 1359 pins in bowling girl's singles. so tt's the good one. den here comes the not so good one. singapore got thrashed in football 4-1 by thailand. and the thing is, thailand got thrashed 7-0 by PRC. so... you noe wat i mean yea.

ok now from AYG to DHS (no link -.-). urm i guess i didnt post abt our new timetable, but here's juz a look at the changes:

1. ACC is now in BSP room, but the tcher no change. :)/:(

2. there's no more Music, but replacing it will be GAP :(:( and some more dun haf tt 笔尖点黑墨 tcher liao. T.T we dun miss him actually.

3. there's LSP now, and according to my "reliable" sources (hafta go check for reliability courtesy of mrs kang) it's somethin like HOME ECONS CLASS. u noe, cooking?? i tink i'll burn up the whole place instead -.-

4. every weds there will be HCL after lunch, which means every weds we hafta stay in sch for lessons. :(

5. dunno if u realised, but LA and Maths lessons are cut down on lesson time. last time, one week got arnd 6-7 periods of LA and 8 periods of Maths. now, one week still has 6-7 periods of LA and 6 periods of Maths. so for LA the overal lessons in two weeks ar cut down. personally, :)

6. and the lessons tt went up is mainly Science. last time 6 periods/week, now 8 periods. yay :) (juz hope i dun screw for chem and phy now)

7. finally, AEP isnt stated in the timetable anymore. izzit because of low... urm, NOTHING. :)

yea tt's my DETAILED ANALYSIS of the new timetable. see, ppl dun even do tt (some juz take the timetable and stuff it into their bags) while i THE MIGHTY ONE does all the analysis. *claps* thank you thanks...

ok here's some things tt well, if tchers see it, we're doomed. anyway, these few days lots of tchers didnt come to sch. thx to H1N1. not tt they tio H1N1 la (duh), but they kiasu until ppl who haf CHILLS oso dun dare to come. *hint hint* so during these free periods, we... played. like we formed a grp and played. BUT OF COURSE WE DO OUR HW DEN PLAY OK. WE'RE STIL GUAI-KIAS. as in 乖, not 怪 >.< yea so we played things like "follow-the-leader", and (i dunno wats tt called but i'll juz give it a name) "hit-the-person-and-let-him-guess-who's-the-hitter". ok tt was lame. zz.

ok tt's it! phew i told my mum i'll use for half an hour from 8pm but well, apparently...

/edit: the time now is actually 8:59pm... but i dunno why they put it as 8:31. blogger's losing time like my watch -.-

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8:31 PM